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| Fran Lebowitz |
| All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. |
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. |
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. |
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine |
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult. |
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. |
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. |
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail |
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. |
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. |
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. |
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special. |
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. |
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. |
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try. |
Humility is no substitute for a good personality. |
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. |