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| Groucho Marx |
| A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. |
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. |
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. |
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. |
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home. |
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. |
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. |
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. |
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. |
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. |
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. |
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. |
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. |
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. |
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. |
Women should be obscene and not heard. |